Fairy Tales in a Hurry - Snow White
Once upon a time, there was, of course, a king and a queen. And they were expecting a child.
One snowy day, while the queen was sewing, she pricked her finger and spilled a drop of blood onto the snow. Looking at this, and her sewing work, she said "Oh, if only I could have a child who was as black as ebony, as white as snow, and as red as blood." Because that totally doesn't sound like a vampire...
The baby is born soon enough, and, because this is the middle ages, the mother died in childbirth. The baby was a girl, with skin as white as snow, lips as red as blood, and hair black as ebony. And the king named her Snow White.
Years pass, and the king takes a second wife, an incredibly vain woman who somehow got her hands on a magic mirror that could answer any question. Being an idiot, the Evil Queen only ever asks it one thing: "Who is the fairest in the land?" And every day, the mirror would answer that it was her.
After the king dies, the Evil Queen starts working Snow White like a s